Day after day we search the internet for newsworthy items to deliver to our readers. It was rather tempting to about the greenies baseball news, but we found something else, related to it , kinda. Today Roger Clemens stepped up to the plate again for us. As you Clemens claims to have never taken performance enhancing drugs. I think he is lying but let someone else figure that out. Apparently according to the NY Daily News , Clemens used a little blue pill , Viagra and kept them in his locker. Sources claim Viagra can help build endurance, especially for athletes who compete at high altitudes .

“The drug is so widely used for off-label purposes that it has drawn the attention of anti-doping officials and law-enforcement agencies in the United States and beyond”

According to sources Clemens stashed his daddy’s helpers in his vitamin container. Im sorry but that fricking hilarious people. Hmm I wonder if he was double dipping Viagra benefits. I mean keeping up with jail bait girlfriends has to be a bit of a stretch even for a world class athlete. Let’s assume he popped a few of these blue beauties prior to a Sunday Afternoon start. Do you think some of his former teammates are wondering what the hell was going on under his towel during shower time in the locker room? Roger thank you for providing us with daily news and proving to us once again what an idiot you really are. Could a greenies baseball Clemens story be far behind?